i’m getting the blue ones but i can’t find them ANYWHERE 

i’m getting the blue ones but i can’t find them ANYWHERE 

Being a senior feels so good

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

Hangin out with my physics teacher and his dog

Hangin out with my physics teacher and his dog

delanibupp:

Wish I could drink lukewarm coffee, but I really cannot do it, man. I don’t feel as bad ass as I want to because of it.

i fucking love lukewarm coffee oh my god you’re missing out

i really love listening to rap during yoga lol

Anonymous asked: that says hannahjohntana not johnstana hahaha

yeah i know i figured that out last night before i went to sleep!

their blog is a good blog

Why do people think temperature has anything to do with getting tan? It’s the sun not the temperature….
I want to go on a cruise

But my mom went on one for her senior trip (in the fucking 80s) and got a bunch of her jewelry stolen so she refuses to go which means I can’t

❝How would I describe myself? 3 words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless. Insatiable.❞
– Dwight Schrute (via oddly-average)