today sucked but at least pasta still exists
Pu$$y | Iggy Azalea
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
dogs deserve to live forever
LeaMariSafarii was going off on vine last night lmao you must watch this so many good one liners lol
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy